overqualified for employment

todays my sisters birthday and here i am at home, yesterday i went to an interview, it was a shitty interview, but i had to go to the interview to start working.  it was at whataburger, a burger joint from this great city that i live in.  earlier today i cut the grass and it felt good to sweat a little, but i need a job, not just any job, okay i need any job can anybody help me?  I want to write for a living, but i need to get a following before i could that, there fore i write everyday a column like this to get me in the mood, so i can find a place where i can be published daily or weekly with something to say about anything, so today it is about looking for a job,  now anybody can work anywhere, but me, i have one of those special cases, becuase i have a record, you that question when you are filling out an application for employment, the question which asks if you have been convicted of a felony in the past, well i have to say yes.  i mean i could put down no, but then id be lying and somewhere down the line, someone will tell my manager that i am a convict, and i am a proud convict at that my friends, but i always have that type of luck where there are haters in every job i am at,  or i would get a parole officer that feels that i have not served enough time in prison, there fore, they will take it upon themselves to call my employer and proceed to pester them and tell them if they know i am a convict and if they know why i am a convict for, i can tell you right now people i am a convict for two charges and they are this, possession of an illegal firearm and tampering with physical evidence, what you may say?  i thought you would have a charge of drugs or something, but guns and physical evidence, what the hell is that, believe me brother and sisters, i know what you mean and i know what you are thinking about me, but its okay, i did it to myself and i dont blame anyone else for what i have done in my life, but i tell you this my typing is getting better again, i can just sit down and start typing and start making things up, my typing speed is getting way better, i just needed this time again to write about how people tell me things like this and how i can make myself a better person.  therefore my conviction makes me overqualified for any position i take.  well more on my overqualifications in my near future.